"Because I'm clumsy, but I like to have fun, I bruise a lot in the summertime. I'll be outside tubing, skating, biking."

"One of those that you just can't get away from, in the South especially, the no-seeums" (aka sand gnats & gnawing annoyances)!

"Alright, this topic is one that was highly anticipated. Everybody wants to hear about boob sweat."

"You know, you get floaties at the pool, those rings, and so my little nephew, he's… very delicate, like Stephanie.

And even if he rubs up against that sometimes too much, he'll get little burns from the plastic."

"So, you'll look like a dolphin going to the beach, right?"

"Boom, it hit me. I was standing in an entire cluster of jellyfish."

"In the south, is it even worth it? Aside from sunscreen of course."

"It left the shape of the face mask, like, where the eyes are, you could literally see the change in color of where it calmed the redness down. I had, like, a smiley face on my back."

"Chub-rub? Yep, that's really good for that."